- The producers from your favorite television network are making a new reality show based on your life. Give us the details of the first season.
- Due to the straining economy, hemorrhoids start appearing on the streets, buildings, and other entities. You go up to one and squeeze it, what happens?
- Your vision has deteriorated and all of the private optometrists are dead. The White House sends you a pair of glasses in the mail. Describe your world view.
- Giant squirrels are gathering humans to store and eat for winter. Who do you sacrifice and why?
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