Category Archives: 312-DRY-TOFU

312-DRY-TOFU – Super Bowl of Life

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Here is another installment of the free-form question, comment and improvisational voicemail art project, 312-DRY-TOFU (312-379-8638). Give us a call to share your perspective on anything and everything! Tell us about your day, improvise a monologue about a local event, or sing us a song. If it can be captured on the phone, we want to hear it.

In this episode we hear a tragedy of flat tires, a valentines day about asking out a girl (well, sort of.) for an awkward time brewing flowering tea, soundscapes of the Super Bowl held in Indianapolis, wonderful days making art, birdies bonking their little heads, the 4th anniversary of the Black Sparrow, Christmas well wishes, observations of TO-FU, grandfather figures (Felix Stefanile) and their poems.

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312-DRY-TOFU – Wobbly Knees and Right on West State Street

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Here is another installment of the free-form question, comment and improvisational voicemail art project, 312-DRY-TOFU (312-379-8638). Give us a call to share your perspective on anything and everything! Tell us about your day, improvise a monologue about a local event, or sing us a song. If it can be captured on the phone, we want to hear it.

In this episode we hear a story of spending a lot of fecking time looking for a car, government robots standing in someone’s way, a review of a local comedy show at Jurassic Park, a story about the value of society, and directions for a 4.9 mile destination.

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312-DRY-TOFU – Nose Hairs and Fishing

312-DRY-TOFU - Free-form Question, Comment, Improvisation Voicemail Line

Here is another installment of the free-form question, comment and improvisational voicemail art project, 312-DRY-TOFU (312-379-8638). Give us a call to share your perspective on anything and everything! Tell us about your day, improvise a monologue about a local event, or sing us a song. If it can be captured on the phone, we want to hear it.

In this episode we hear the story of a magical transformation that occurred while grooming one’s nose, the mumbling tales of a fishing trip, a lost and found thank you, the discovery of a card that foretells the future, and a monologue about neighbor associations being born.

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Sad. Sad. Sad Snow Birds.

Winter is upon us. Fall is coming to an end. Don’t forget about the sad snow birds among us. Reach out and call a friend.

312-DRY-TOFU. That’s 312-379-8638.

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312-DRY-TOFU – Mayonnaise on a Cat

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Here is another installment of the free-form question, comment and improvisational voicemail art project, 312-DRY-TOFU (312-379-8638). Give us a call to share your perspective on anything and everything! Tell us about your day, improvise a monologue about a local event, or sing us a song. If it can be captured on the phone, we want to hear it.

In this episode we hear a meta poem, a story about pistol whipping voices, mayonnaise on a cat and the procrastination in dealing with it, a mother calling about their child’s lack of a promotion and smoking about around a babies, and a (clipped, talk quieter) radio play mystery adventure that was abruptly cut off.

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