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Music: You Gotta Be More Like Todd Rokita

(Heart) Rokita Band

We managed to capture a rare performance by the (Heart) Rokita Band, a three piece band from the Greater Lafayette area, at last night’s (October 4th, 2013) Vienna Open Mic.  This bootleg is a censored version due to a request of the employees.  Apparently there were children present.

Don’t worry. Rumor has it that a complete, uncensored, polished studio version will be released soon.

You Gotta Be More Like Todd Rokita: (5:21) MP3 | OGG

MP3:

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Lyrics:

You’re spectacular, but you gotta be frugal.
You’re beautiful, but you got to be honest.

You gotta be more like Todd Rokita!
Mother fucker don’t never do no wrong!

You always do what’s best for us.
3/5 of the 4th District got your back.

You gotta be more like Todd Rokita!
Mother fucker don’t never do no wrong!

Insidious people write insidious laws.
Don’t worry Congressman, we gerrymandered for the cause.

We should all be more like Todd Rokita!
Mother fucker don’t never do no wrong!

Todd Rokita CNN 2013-10

April 8th Vienna Open Mic Nuggets

Every Tuesday night, from 9 to 11, there is an open mic at Vienna Cafe. The last time, on April 8th, we decided to administer an Eat Poop You Cat session. There is a PDF of the four page document, along with audio of the text being read to the audience. We also had a special treat with Plagiarism being sung for the first time—in drop D even!

Eat Poop You Cat 04-08-2008 PDF – 2.7 Megs

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Eat Poop You Cat Reading

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Plagiarism in Drop D