You are the IMF out partying with Greece, having a great time. However, Greece has run out of money and needs to borrow some from you. What are your terms and conditions for the loan?
What piece of the Middle East do you want?
Obama has put you in charge of the world economy, what American products would you like to see recalled?
You are leaving a bar and you notice on the ground an electronic device. It’s red, white, and blue and labeled “military technology prototype”. You turn it on. What sound does it make and what does it do?
The producers from your favorite television network are making a new reality show based on your life. Give us the details of the first season.
Due to the straining economy, hemorrhoids start appearing on the streets, buildings, and other entities. You go up to one and squeeze it, what happens?
Your vision has deteriorated and all of the private optometrists are dead. The White House sends you a pair of glasses in the mail. Describe your world view.
Giant squirrels are gathering humans to store and eat for winter. Who do you sacrifice and why?