Write Club Manifesto Two Hole Punch Thoughts

At each Write Club Event, we ask people to write about Write Club in particular ways. Here are those contributions:

March 26th, 2012

Write Club is inside your love muscle.
Write Club is the day of rest.
Write Club is fortunate to be here.
Write Club vecotirzes people without their conesent.
Write Club volumizes your hair in the morning.
Write Club never concedes
Write Club is seeing how sausages are made. Creatively.
Write Club dances to the beat of its own theramin.
Write Club is chewing with your mouth open loudly.
Write Club is a comet that comes to earth every 76 years.
Write Club is a friend who invites you to a marathon of Christmas cards.
Write Club is a mirror to your soul.
Write Club is something other than water.
Write Club is Mr. Miyagi trimming bonsai trees.
Write Club is meditating and marinading.
Write Club is the ha-ha music, the ha music.
Write Club is a privy in perfection.

February 27th, 2012

Write Club is the ultimate grand escape.
Write Club is just a little bit like Midnight in Paris.
Write Club is miraculously catching.
Write Club is fueled by red wine and bud light and paper and Xerox’d flyers and words that people feel they need to say.
Write Club drinks the blood of the innocent.
Write Club is an opening in the Universe.
Write Club is a portal in time.
Write Club is a moment.
Write Club is dances in the rain under the shade of the tree.
Write Club bites the truffle to discover cherry insides.
Write Club buys the much anticipated book with the surprise twist ending.
Write Club flounders in the shallow end of the motel pool.
Write Club slavers over the 88-year-old Brazilian drag queen when she flaunts her full carnival regalia.
Write Club asks and shall receive.
Write Club is for transients.
Write Club wears an evil grin.
Write Club lingers too long in awkward interactions.
Write Club fondles fish mongers.
Write Club is a lint free sweater.
Write Club is a pick up line for your soul.
Write Club is a snickering child on a tree limb.
Write Club loves pudding more than it shoulding.
Write Club has a suit made out of the finest eye lashes.
Write Club has just the right amount of instruments on the wall.

November 28th, 2011

Write Club is a warm belly and fuzzy feelings.
Write Club is a found formula for getting to words.
Write Club is like liquid laughing gas.
Write Club is caught in continual motion.
Write Club is a drowning monk.
Write Club masticates poprocks.
Write Club edumacates ducks.
Write Club profiles nailbiters.
Write Club sculpts with dryer lint.
Write Club is awesome and creative and loves everyone.
Write Club is like stomach aches and head aches.
Write Club bounces the daisy’s and daffodils leaves.

October 24th, 2011

Write Club reacts with water.
Write Club runs like OJ Simpson.
Write Club scares tree wizards.
Write Club loves to write.
Write Club will put a ring on it.
Write Club nurses rum.
Write Club enjoys writing on clubs.
Write Club envies men with beards.
Write Club is known for witty rebuttals.
Write Club eats your flesh and laughs and laughs and laughs!
Write Club endorses the pet octopus movement.
Write Club shreds your liver.
Write Club needs index cards.
Write Club is terrifying, like the electrified neo-con death wall the GOP candidates ‘ve been jizzing all over.
Write Club makes animals howl such that bones chill.
Write Club cauterizes your comfort zone.
Write Club gives out pennies at Halloween instead of candy.

September 26th, 2011

Write Club is all about punching babies.
Write Club is a bat wing.
Write Club is not a dirty toilet bowl.
Write Club is not a one-legged hobo.
Write Club tastes like roasted [sic] marshmellows soaked in 40 year old single malt placed between cinnamon soaked snickerdoodles.
Write Club is write club world tour.
Write Club fights for over freedom of speech.
Write Club says he would have gotten away with it too, if it weren’t for you meddling kids.
Write Club once ate 12 hotdogs in 6 minutes.
Write Club is full of master debaters and cunning linguists.
Write Club wasn’t the same as it used to be.
Write Club will mutiny on demand.
Write Club throws kisses instead of tomatoes.
Write Club isn’t eating breadsticks, but Drumsticks with Cheese.
Write Club is a noun encompassing people, places and things, created and combined for the improvement of property.
Write Club puts the fancy in pants.
Write Club eats leftovers.
Write Club listens without interrupting.
Write Club’s real name is really Hotdog Jameson.
Write Club’s left foot is bigger than its left foot.
Write Club’s biggest fantasy is playing footsie with Plato.
Write Club pushes our noses into the grindstone.
Write Club makes literary love.
Write Club snickles @ pickles.
Write Club excites the eyebrows.
Write Club makes exceptional blueberry muffins.
Write Club criminalizes singer-song writers.
Write Club is not the place to be if you left your imagination under the bed in the morning.

August 29th, 2011

Write Club sucks nails.
Write Club is a pack of cats in the doghouse.
Write Club is a blast of hot sunshine for the hothouse plants in my mind.
Write Club is the silence of snow for the buzzing brain.
Write Club slept with my man.
Write Club is a tenth as cute as my new baby kitten named Filfy, who is the baby angel of my life and turns me into an eight year old girl on command. That is to say, Write Club is adorable.
Write Club taught me how to Dougie.
Write Club is running late right now.
Write Club is not on time.
Write Club is free expression and alcohol.
Write Club is petrifying to my lower portions.
Write Club jumps over the slow lazy dog.
Write Club is calling Cthulu.
Write Club is not Glee Club.
Write Club is as ambiguous as it gets.
Write Club Write Club Write Club Write Club Write Club Write Club.
Write Club is split hairs.
Write Club doesn’t chant for school spirit.
Write Club is no ship of fools.
Write Club performs various hazing rituals using food, booze, and the Wabash.
Write Club always leads you down a trail that you need to wear boots.
Write Club is a time, place, mentality, philosophy, revolving around creativity.
Write Club is bladder weakening ecstasy.
Write Club is the place to escape reality.
Write Club is as hot as the crunchiest pepper.
Write Club enjoys the hope each semester brings.
Write Club fantasizes about the Neil Armstrong at the State fair on a moon walk.
Write Club understands the Nuclear Triad Testing Site.
Write Club chases oblivion.
Write Club faces authority.
Write Club drinks Fitzgerald.
Write Club rules world.
Write Club stays cools.
Write Club will remain.
Write Club is a place of taste.
Write Club makes me love pudding even more.
Write Club is a group of people doing the thing people do when they group.
Write Club cherishes the linguist’s lament.
Write Club babbles and babbles and bludgeons like aurora borealis.
Write Club can’t contain itself.
Write Club is the end of all that is unwritten and unspoken.
Write Club disastrously developmentals a spectacular platform for speaking wonderfully astounding.
Write Club is full of surpirses.
Write Club is Abe Lincoln with more moles.
Write Club hates Ke$ha, because she shat on Obama.
Write Club hates informed decisions.
Write Club is technocoloric.
Write Club knows my name.
Write Club loves spirit.
Write Club opens doors to new beginningi.
Write Club is awesome.
Write Club gnaws on a bone like a dog.
Write Club is very important to society.
Write Club makes me nervous.
Write Club is a bunch of balloons floating into the sky.
Write Club is the sun appearing from behind the clouds on a stormy day.
Write Club is a sorostitute joining a convent.
Write Club is a stalker marrying the girl of his dreams.
Write Club is a playmate with a Ph.D.
Write Club cest ne pas un pipe.
Write Club shot Andy Warhol.
Write Club had an affair with Martin Jischke. Frances Cordova was the offspring. They made a feel-good rom-com about the pregnancy called “Rosemary’s Baby”.
Write Club is reading, writing fun.
Write Club is always a great time with us.
Write Club is lovely write club, YES!!

July 25th, 2011

Write Club is bedazzled sweaters repurposed with love and nostalgia.
Write Club is a crinkled nose and a madman’s laugh.
Write Club is an aftertaste that you cherish.
Write Club is no longer a sausage fest (editor’s note: THANK YOU EVERYONE!)
Write Club is the best way to spend your lunch hour.
Write Club is an outlet for all things good and wonderful.
Write Club is a peanut butter and bacon sandwich.
Write Club is a call to action.
Write Club is a lace where people highfive over words.
Write Club is where we make fun of idiot’s dick moves.
Write Club is smut for smuts sake. (editor’s note: Smut is easy. Try harder.)
Write Club [sic] ubiquitizes.
Write Club satisfies.
Write Club makes me feel better than the first time!
Write Club needs a new term for manifesto:

  • Bill of Rights
  • Raison d’être
  • Constitution
  • Proclamation of Intentions
  • Organic Document of Being

Write Club is triggering my writer’s block.
Write Club reminds me how bad my handwriting is.
Write Club is like Facebook with actual live people (terrifying).

June 27th, 2011

Write Club is a tender snail without a shell.
Write Club is held under the altar of Budweiser.
Write Club is not unlike a dimly lit place to say words.
Write Club is a place for expression.
Write Club is not for the nervous.
Write Club makes radioactive kittens safe to snuggle.
Write Club is a sausage fest. (editor’s note: let’s change that!)
Write Club enables listeners to think, absorb, react.
Write Club is like a blind guy on acid.
Write Club is an excellent avenue for weirdness.
Write Club is the best thing to happen on a Monday.
Write Club is friendly.
Write Club starts conversation.
Write Club is freedom of creative speech.
Write Club indicates you have balls. (emphasis in original)
Write Club melts your face.
Write Club does not eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast.
Write Club supports breasts.
Write Club is not left club.
Write Club is not wrong club.
Write Club is not erase club.
Write Club is hilarious.
Write Club is in need of more members.
Write Club is [sic] BDASS!!!!!
Write Club is wrong in all the right ways.
Write Club is vocabulary viagra.
Write Club oozes enjoyment.
Write Club members may be Bronies.

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